Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Friday, March 10, 2006

And Here You Thought Working At Neverland Ranch Would Be A Solid Career Move...

Workers Barred From Neverland

Let's just hope Bubbles can find a place to stay. There aren't too many ads in the "Roomate Wanted" section stating:

Wanted: One roomate. Must enjoy bananas, flinging his/her own feces, spending time in hermetically sealed bubbles. Non-smoker, please.

P.S. - No fatties.


  • At 8:31 a.m., Anonymous Kelly said…

    I go to school with a girl who has actually been to Neverland ranch (Michael wasn't there at the time so she has't actually met him). And she owns 2 monkeys (well actually 1 - 1 died a few months ago). Anyway, the point of this was that she said she was appalled and disgusted at the conditions when she went to see the various animals. So apparently the workers weren't doing much anyway.

  • At 6:41 p.m., Anonymous Gise//e said…

    When Bubbles was acting out it was only because he was going through his teens. Michael did all he could. Do the research!!

    I'm just praying that Hugh Manatee is getting enough care.


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