Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Now what rhymes with Nantucket?

My good buddy Jon pointed out that today is National Limerick Day. Here's one I just whipped up:

There was a young man from Toledo,
Who lounged on the beach in his Speedo.
He jumped in the water,
On top of my daughter,
And her babies I now have to feed-o.

1 Comments:

  • At 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    four stars.

    -kathryn

     

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