Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Dude, my chi could totally use some boosting...

Lately I've been seeing a lot of ads for those Q-Ray Ionized Bracelet dealies. You know, those magical bracelets that are supposed to relieve all sorts of pain, balance your chi, or boost your chi, or some such nonsense. Everytime I catch one of their infomercials or ad spots, I feel like hunting down the people responsible for this crock of shit and giving them a stern talking to. It simply boggles my mind to think that some people actually put their faith (and hard earned money) into scams like this. So, consider today's post a public service announcement: if any of you ever think about purchasing a Q-Ray bracelet, smack yourself in the face five times, then go sit in the corner until you've thought about what you've done. That's the only way you'll learn. on the Q-Ray


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