Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Saturday, March 26, 2005

This Band Will Change Your Life

So I'm thinking about starting up a band. It will be called Big Fun And The New Happiness. I'm not sure what the band is going to sound like, except that there is going to be a major emphasis on the keytar. The look will be an amalgam of this:

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and this:

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and, of course, this:

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The subject matter of the songs will run the gamut of several important topics, such as: teen suicide, going to the mall, teen pregnancy, French kissing, teen violence, having fun, and teen suicide (don't do it).

Those interested in auditioning for the band can contact me at the following address (Send a recent headshot, and a 1500 word essay describing what you think Big Fun And The New Happiness means to you.):

"Diamond" Iain Gillis
6200 Delapitated Factory Lane
Behind The Abandoned Textile Plant
Cityville, Canada


  • At 7:45 p.m., Blogger amy said…

    i love you!

    can i be the synth player?

  • At 9:17 a.m., Blogger iaingillis said…

    You can be one of several synth players. Our sound is going to be very electronic, but with soul. We're gonna make Kraftwerk look like The Grateful Fucking Dead.


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