Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

Country Song Titles. All of your favorites are here, including: "Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears", "Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)", and "I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy". Yee-haw, and whatnot.

Fakebands. A comprehensive listing of fictional musicians and bands. And you thought that the Internet was just a giant repository for pornography and illegal music. Silly.

3 Comments:

  • At 8:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I personally enjoy "You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"; and "You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too".

    I was impressed with the fakebands site - it had Zit Remedy, which I thought it woudn't since Degrassi is Canadian. It didn't have The Rockets though - does anyone remember that show? ("We're the Rockets... and we're Hot! You gotta see us sing and dance. We're the Rockets... and we're Hot! You gotta help us take this chance").

    - Kelly

     
  • At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096693/

    http://www.rcc.ryerson.ca/ccf/networks/CTV_Television_Program_Details/The_Rockets.html

     
  • At 9:53 AM, Blogger iaingillis said…

    I have no recollection of this strange "Rockets" program. What kind of strange UHF frequency channels were you watching in the 80's anyways?

    I think my favorite fake band name might be "Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk", from the Kids In The Hall. The quintessential garage band.

    That, or Kathleen Turner Overdrive (from High Fidelity).

     

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