Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Friday, October 15, 2004

You, Me, And The Bottle Makes Three

Top 5 People I Would Go On A Drinking Binge With

Hunter S. Thompson
First off, he's a complete lunatic. That's always a good start. Second, he owns a ranch, so that means that you would have lots of area to explore in your drunken stupor. Third, did you see Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas? Now that is what I call a world class jag.

Christopher Walken
Look at that face. If anything, any meatheads at the bar who were trying to start some shit with you would take one look at Chris and shit their pants. Plus he's a good dancer.

Keith Richards
This dude is to binges as Edison was to inventing. A true pro. You just know that he's going to be the last human on Earth. He's indestructable. No matter how crazy the binge would get, Keith would be calm, cool, and collected, because he has seen and done it all. He talks funny too.

Dave Attell
It's always good to have a guy around who can provide some laughs. The kicker is that he has his own TV show, where he basically goes to exotic (and not so exotic) places and drinks and parties with the locals. He truly is living the dream.

Nick Nolte
Now this guy looks like he knows how to party...


  • At 4:51 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why does your picture of Dave Attell look like Andrew Agassi?

  • At 9:39 a.m., Blogger iaingillis said…

    Dave Attel actually has a joke along those lines:

    He says that he looks like Andre Agassi with a drinking problem.

    I guess he wasn't kidding.


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