Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Insane In The Mundane

The 100 Most Requested Drinks at Webtender.com: After reading this list, I've decided that the people who come up with names for mixed drinks have very little creativity. There are too many drinks like "Sex On The Beach", "Hot Sexy Sex On A Government Wharf", "Sexy Orgasm In An Airplane Bathroom, 10,000 Ft. Above The Caspian Sea". I'd like to see more interesting names, like "Ernest Hemmingway's Last Wish", or "Sunset Over The Jersey Shore", or "The Triple-Shot Bacardi 151 Brain Vaporizor".

Anti-Matter Weapons: One more babystep in humanity's never ending quest to blow the living fuck out of our little planet. What a time to be alive.

The Klingon Translation of Hamlet: It's okay to be afraid...

Gobblefest 11: My plans for the Thanksgiving weekend. Home sweet home.

The Turkey Calculator: Borrowed from Boost Ventilator. A handy tool for those of you who don't have Mommy making the turkey for you this Thanksgiving.

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