Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

One is the loneliest number...

So I'm finally moved into my 1-bedroom "swinging bachelor pad". Thank the gods. Now I can finally sit around in my underwear eating beef jerky while watching infomercials, away from the cold, judging eyes of roomates. Always watching. Always judging.

Feel free to send me some housewarming gifts. A couch or a coffee table would be super. A plasma screen TV would be even better. Or, how about one of these?


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