Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

"For the sickness, that be spreadin with the quickness Remedies, cousin I be doin on my enemies Penalty, then I drink forties to they memories" - "Release Yo' Delf" by Method Man

Friday, June 18, 2004

This town needs an enema!

Top 5 Actors Who Are Probably Actually Crazy

  1. Christopher Walken - This guy is an absolute nut. I think he is not of this world. No matter how the shitty the movie is (see Gigli), the guy always gives an engaging performance. Add to the fact that he's a great dancer, singer, and one of the best hosts Saturday Night Live has ever had (he has a standing invitation to host the show once a year, if he is available), and you have one of the most versatile actors going today. And to think, he was almost chosen to play Hans Solo in Star Wars. Ah, what could have been...

  2. Jack Nicholson - It is certainly no secret that old Jack has more than a few screws loose. The reason he plays crazies so well in film's is because, well, he IS crazy! From "Jack Torrance" in The Shining, to "The Joker" in Batman, everybody knows that if the part calls for an actor who can "bring the crazy", Mr. Nicholson is the go-to guy. He is also a close friend of Hunter S. Thompson. That can never be a good sign.

  3. Jeff Goldblum - If you've ever seen Jeff Goldblum do an interview on a talk show, you'll understand why he is on this list. I saw him on Late Night With Conan O'Brien recently, and Goldblum spent the whole time talking about Conan's skin. Funny and creepy at the same time.

  4. Crispin Glover - Dude has a collection of artifacts in his house related to gynecology and mummification, and once tried to kick David Letterman in the head during a Late Night appearance for not showing enough interest in his insect collection. Homeboy is tripping on something, that's for sure.

  5. John Malkovich - MALKOVICH!!!


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